g o o s

ChesTacos wrote:Guys, I have a theory, hear me out here
#goos = #classified
now while i work for classified, im not told anything, ever, so i can only assume they're planning crazy top secret things like goos

let's look at the evidence.
(i'll enspoiler this for length dw)

Spoiler

first things first, notice the similarities between the two
we know that both goos and classified have (seemingly) one purpose...chaos
thats it, thats all they do
both started a trending hashtag based on their name
but here is where things get even crazier
notice the members
the mastermind of goos @InuYosha, is a confirmed member of classified at least according to [REDACTED]
of course, if we look further goos appears to be a far more elite branch of classified
goos seems to be more..................dangerous, more dark if you will
screenshots from the goos club reveal chilling messages
from them attempting to buy @ StormyZSnifter's soul and even worse, they appear to control and rewire their member's brains, is it possible then that the members of goos are not their of their own volition? sure they say they are and act seemingly freely, but what if the leaders of goos (whom we can only assume are yoshi and classified) created this elite branch to attempt to draw in members to classified, by creating this group, ppl would attempt to join, upon joining they would hav their brains rewired, we see examples of this throughout members of goos
they chant "goos" for seemingly no reason and members appear to possess a strong belief that they are geese? goos? gees? whatever the plural of goos is, we see this in a message sent by @ sylrie (a member of goos) reading only "we am goos" so now not only does goos corrupt their members into thinking they are goos, they also appear to lessen their intelligence, as is clear from the grammar or lack thereof in sylrie's message.

So what is the purpose of this?
Why go out of your way to make several members think they're you and as such agree with everything you say, well the answer is simple.
Think about how much more classified could accomplish if they simply had evry1 agree with them, chaos would be out the roof, unclassified would be unable to stand in their way. Goos is merely an operation to capture members and force them to join classified, thus allowing a greater ammount of chaos to ensue throughout the site.

A spy by the name of [REDACTED] was hired by the WSA (Writer's Security Agency) to sneak into the lines of goos and uncover evidence of it, and the following is the last known message sent from them to WSA, after this message they cut off all contact with members of WSA and denied any connection, seemingly to have completely forgotten who they are.
"I've stumbled upon something that I think is greater than anything we ever considered before. I think I know the truth now, I need to get out of here, I think I'm running out of time, hold on I think I hear someone."
Sent: Friday, January 7th, 2022, 6:00 pm

There is no doubt in my mind that whatever this goos is and whoever is running them, they are a dangerous force and must be stopped, do not join their ranks.
Hold on.
I think I hear something.
Who's there?
Wait a minute I know who you are, you're-
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