Now that our forum is named bacon, I think we should have a thread dedicated solely to it.
So I suggest: What other names for bacon can we come up with? Like a sort synonym game. My first thought was Meat Thins and then I discovered someone had already thought of this.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. — The Bee Movie