Write the worst poem you can.

@Liminality I love that poem <3

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here is my offering to the worst poem thread, in tribute to the egg.

egg / cracked / in / to a bowl -
shells / get lost in / milky egg whites /
i try / to fish them out / with my fingers /
but i am not able to / so / -
i make an omelet out of cheese / and
ham / instead / brokenness /
sometimes tastes like / burnt cheese + ham omelet
sans egg.

Here is my worst poem:

There is a plastic bag
In front of me.
I think
Heeheehee!
There is still a plastic bag
In front of me.