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Truer words have never been spoken.
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Yes, you are.
Where? Who? What did you say?
Yes, yes, nevermind that.
No, not that. That.
Go there, go here,
Don't go there.
Stop, not there. Here.
Listen, nevermind.
No, no, no.
Over, oh well, not quite.
You're close, nope, nevermind.
Who? That doesn't make sense.
Stop. Put it, no, not there. Here.
Crikey.




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Snickering snickers,
Blowfish's snout,
I tried to stop both,
But was limited by my gout.

Horrendously hindering,
My llama comes in,
For a boy with low experience,
Was this poem flow-in'?
"I can't afford a teddy bear, so I sleep with this contact solution."


Taran: He will not succeed in this. Somehow, we must find a way to escape. We dare not lose hope.

Fflewddur: I agree absolutely, your general idea is excellent; it's only the details that are lacking.



"The trouble with Borrowing another mind was, you always felt out of place when you got back to your own body, and Granny was the first person ever to read the mind of a building. Now she was feeling big and gritty and full of passages. 'Are you all right?' Granny nodded, and opened her windows. She extended her east and west wings and tried to concentrate on the tiny cup held in her pillars."
— Terry Pratchett, Discworld: Equal Rites