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greatwhitespork

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He's white. He's great. And he's a spork. Greatwhitespork has been assisting people during meals since 1999. He is especially popular among school students, as he is a very helpful tool for helping them eat their lunch. He'll eat, well, anything.
Interests
Music, acting, sporks
Occupation
Spork


I lingered round them, under that benign sky: watched the moths fluttering among the heath and harebells, listened to the soft wind breathing through the grass, and wondered how any one could ever imagine unquiet slumbers for the sleepers in that quiet earth.
— Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights