AVilicious666

tree, and he hit ALLLLL the branches on the way down. When he hit a bench at the bottom, he...

he face planted, but it's okay, the clouds were a soft fall, but then...

PRESENTS!!!

an anvil, but it's okay, he's already dead, so he got back up and..

runny

brown

we had a jolly good time until..

accessories. XD

stabbed the Devil. God was so happy he...

I found Hell and ran into my mother. She looked like Dracula, and she tried to...

thank you. i shall look it over. ^.^

screamed like a little girl afraid of spiders who just found one in her hair and ran away, but I accidentally...

I punched him, but that only made him madder, so we started trying to kill each other, but, remember, we were already dead, so God came up and...

I tripped him 'cause I felt like it, so he got up and...

the bottle had a hole in it. i was so upset i just drank the whole keg, then