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was chopped off, so God..

bit him, so he.

mother used to feed him raw meet as a kid. God wasn't happy, so he...

when that didn't work, the doctor told him he was a lost cause, so God...

did that, but it was still there. So he went back to the doctor who told him..

the tree gave him árbolitis and the only way to cure it is to...

tree, and he hit ALLLLL the branches on the way down. When he hit a bench at the bottom, he...

he face planted, but it's okay, the clouds were a soft fall, but then...

an anvil, but it's okay, he's already dead, so he got back up and..

we had a jolly good time until..

stabbed the Devil. God was so happy he...

I found Hell and ran into my mother. She looked like Dracula, and she tried to...

screamed like a little girl afraid of spiders who just found one in her hair and ran away, but I accidentally...

I punched him, but that only made him madder, so we started trying to kill each other, but, remember, we were already dead, so God came up and...

I tripped him 'cause I felt like it, so he got up and...