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the bottle had a hole in it. i was so upset i just drank the whole keg, then

hurt really bad, so I jumped into a keg of...

covered myself with a leaf, but that

and there's no blow dryers in heaven. I..

i still had the urge to pee, so i..

EDIT: Micheal Jackson rescued my nose from a beaver, but it killed him, so we...

shot me. i knew i should have paid more attention to that life expectancy. So then I..

sick and then it...

rented a pony and..

died and came back to life, only to...

the circus. Then a clown with fangs lunged at me and...