My life is pretty uninteresting, so I'm just going to leave this part blank. Well, it's technically not blank, but I'm not going to get into technicalities.
People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear. — John Patrick, The Curious Savage