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  • Let Not My Eyes Wander

    Let Not My Eyes Wander Let me live under God Let me be a favored son Let Not My Eyes Wander News's hands grasp my head firmly Hold it to ...

    • Poetry
    • Dramatic
    1 min read
  • Of Sanity And Sliverware

    Just outside the Commons' dining room window, a soupy fog danced. Ghosts were manifesting out of the dense mist. Milk white was the color of the fists that emerged from ...

    • Short Story
    14 min read


Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)