Ares

Idunno.

crap. ive got anemia. uhm. It's taking a smoke. With the creme filling. why isn't this thread in Randomness?

anemia? Flooding. Why isn't the sound on my computer working?

This did happen to me once. I don't really remember the piece of writing though. I just remember it happening. If I remember I'll come back and elaborate. It was ...

Jesus hates us. Everyone. Why is my right hand freezing but my left's okay?

It's the chewiness. Who's your best friend?

No problem.

Dude. That's how he expresses his loooove. Be a pal and give him a high five for his efforts. Why...idunno. Are you up this late? Shouldn't you be in bed?

Because he loooves you. Why am I sitting here when I should be typing that story I thought up a few hours ago?

This is pretty cool. The last line of the 1st stanza's too short I think. Other than that idunno. Maybe you could make it a little longer. I like the ...

Rhyming was a little forced. It interferred with the flow a bit, but I like the idea as a whole. You should revise it. It was pretty cool.

Funny. Plus I'm happy. Have a 10.

Nice. There's some funny stuff in here, it definetly lightens up the thought of death. Publish this so I can buy it. It's good stuff. I didn't find any typos ...

How do the iranians know he's british? Kevlar helmet. Not a bulletproof helmet. It is bulletproof but kevlar is a better word. If he has his rifle then why isn't ...

Meanwhile, the deceased cat's mate came a-looking for his lover. Wow. I have no critique. That was pretty funny though. Keep it up. Add more In the third line of ...