AspiringAuthorA..M.

I once put a hole through one of the doors to a shed in my back yard with a reverse punch when I was really angry. :twisted: Poor door. :P ...

Is this another storybook that will die after a few days? :P They never last do they? :( I'll probably join anyway. There's plenty of spots, is there not? :D

You get a human head! *I give my pink elephant to sister. :elephant: She gives me a quarter* -inserts coin-

I found nothing particularly wrong with the first part. :D But as for your extremely long second paragraph I found several issues. You forgot to capitalize the first letter in ...

Nobody saw it coming. In the blink of an eye the green figure slammed into the Earths biosphere like the fastest of comets. A massive crater was dug into the ...

Nothing, the machine stole your money. Sorry. :P -inserts coin

I tried going to the link that Nate posted, but it's forbidden on my computer. :?

You're lucky napalm, people read your work. :(

Edward shrieked like a girl when somebody tapped him from behind. "Easy, Sparkly kid," Mario said. Edward was still hyperventilating when he turned to face Mario and Link. "So-so... so ...

Raptor sighed and shoved his hands in his jean pockets, which were coated in dirt and grass stains. "Vera, we need that other time travel device," Raptor said in what ...

I get asked for my ID when I want to buy a violent video game. :lol: Too bad I don't have one. Darn cashiers don't believe me when I tell ...

Thanks. :D

Edited according to suggestions. :D

When I get mad I probably look like a roaring polar ticked off about the melting snow of its habitat. :lol:

I've only read a few of his books, but I enjoyed every single one. Cell, It, The Stand, his collections of short stories like Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Skeleton Crew, and ...