AspiringAuthorA..M.

"Alright squinty, that's enough!" Link said firing the arrow. Misty dropped face forward as the arrow cut through her neck. She squealed in pain as blood gushed out of her ...

Out of character, this story is being lost, no...

"What is there to set?" Saul said. "Everything mate," said a kid who he didn't know the name of. "Then let us hurry," Saul said.

Banned for being crazy.

"What the hell!" Emmet said as a small red and white ball plopped next to his feet. An intense white light erupted from it. Emmet gasped as an orange dragon ...

Banned for having a bear as your Avatar.

Google. :D

Banned for being cruel to Light_Devil! on your previous post. :idea:

"Sometimes I worry about you Mario," Emmet said shaking his head. "Yeah, you're a real addict!" Link said sidestepping the crazed Italian. "I need a 1UP!" Mario said.

"Man, what the hell?" Emmet said. "Mario?" Link said. The plump plummer in the blue overalls looked at Emmet and Link. "Yes, it's a me Mario!" he said. "I know ...

Me and Light_Devil! have a Twilight Parody going in the storybooks thread. It doesn't make much sense, but why should it? :D Anybody can join, there's no commitment required. All ...

You know you're a nerd when you know that they misspelled a lot of the dinosaurs names in the movie Jurassic Park.

Emmet's surroundings were spinning uncontrollably. "Whoa, easy man," Link said. "Do you vampires vomit?" "I don't know," Emmet said grabbing a hold of his head. Gradually his head began to ...

Zombies burst through the giant cheesecake blocking the exit. They hiss like rabid dogs, charging the kids. A few slip on globs of chocolate.

I might add a character to.