AspiringAuthorA..M.

A war parody of Twilight. :twisted: It's a sequel really. You may have seen the first piece, Hunting Death featured on the front page. :P

What about a war story about the General of the US Army and his battle against Twilight's vampires? The only thing that connects it to Twilight is that they sparkle ...

Banned for being just rarely serious. :P

I saw it. Didn't care much for it. Though, the opening song was kind of catchy. :smt034 But since I forgot it, I guess it wasn't very memorable after all. ...

A bit hard to see, but it's still obvious that you look better than me. :wink: Me= :smt095 You= :)

Aspiring went over to the Randomness forum and sat down. The screams of anarchy thundered around him. He felt sorry for Nate. How many times had Nate gotten into him? ...

General Cyrus's lungs burned with fire as sprinted toward a convoy of over a dozen Humvees and tanks. He lowered his shoulders in determination, leaving the screams of the dying ...

*Looks at above post* Ohh... green badge. :smt003

Welcome back stranger. *Waves hand* :smt006 How are you doing today? :smt026

The ceiling is up. :smt042 Anyway, hello! *Waves hand* :smt006 Welcome to the YWS where I am quite an infamous figure with Nate the creator. I don't try to, it ...

He or she, must really like the aroma of apples. While dogs are color blind, it is said that they can see a landscape of beauty with their noses. But, ...

I've already told other users this but, here it goes. "You don' really like emoticons. I do. :twisted: :smt022 :smt010 :smt009 :smt085 :( :| :? :) :D :smt003 :smt042 :smt043 ...

Banned for asking if your not the weirdest person I've ever met. :P Obviously you don't know me well enough yet. But really, I am actually a very serious fellow ...

I wasn't trying to, I was just going through one of my brief bouts of despair. :lol: Banned for using my smilie. :P

Banned for not caring. Typical. I guess I should just crawl into a gutter and die. :( Anyway, banned for being mean. :P