AspiringAuthorA..M.

Hm, it is quite hilarious, but I can't help but feel that it gets kind of repetitive in that format. But that adds to the absurdity, so it's all good. ...

I am 18 years old and in my last year of High School, but people insist that I am 15 or 16 and a tenth year, and I get asked ...

Fortunately, another planet is populated with life identical to the previous Earth, only it's populated with an indigenous species known as the Na'vi. They are very hard to kill. :P ...

Picks up a table and tries to throw it. He manages to toss it a few feet, but he cannot defy gravity. :lol:

*The caps are intentional. After all F.B.I. wouldn't be spelled F.b.i.* (S.T.A.R.S. is a fictional Special Forces group from the Resident Evil video game series.) S.T.A.R.S. Chris Redfield held his ...

Banned for using an exclamation mark, thus making a sentence that hurt my feelings. :smt085

The janitor curled into a ball and wept like child. He faintly heard candy patter tye ground through his tears. AspiringAuthorA..M. felt sorry for the janitor and began CLEANING UP ...

The janitor comes in, waterfalls of tears streaming down his cheeks. "What have you kids done?" he choked out. The janitor had made it his life to keep the campus ...

YAY Ben! *Claps* :smt041 :smt038 :smt038 :smt041 :smt038 :smt041 :smt038 :smt041

Oh, I love the Watchmen movie. :P I had no idea it seemed like it though. I was just going for an old fashioned chase scene. Hm... continuation. :smt017 I ...

I just wanted to make it interesting. :smt085

Valkyrie wasn't all that great. :P

Unfortunately, a camel grunted and woke them up.

Unfortunately, it was Osama Bin Laden and some Al Quada henchmen.

Part 9. A Thought on the Bible I personally believe the bible is something sinister. Any half wit can write a book, and a bunch of men in an organization ...