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So, the original word was Trucker? :? Anyway, qwerty! :P "Qwerty! How I hate typos!" the octopus screamed at it's keyboard.

If you could have one wish for the future, what would it be? To become a movie director. :P What do you wish you could change about society? Reverse our ...

I'm a sucker for anything zombie related. :P *Will review tomorrow when I am fully conscious* :smt015

Banned because you confused me. :P

Conclusive proof that the pen is mightier than the sword In this case it would be keyboard. :wink: And as for the brave man in the story, peaceful protest is ...

Banned because you are. :P

*saves thread* Everyone's so purty. I'll be sure and bring originality whenever I post here. People's eyes will burn, and they too will need glasses. *Throws head back and laughs ...

Hello Fox, I shall be your reviewer today. :P They sat down facing each other on the living room. It has had This paragraph is told in past tense, so ...

Nicely done. :smt023 A fantastically detailed review. Five stars. :smt027 :smt038 :smt041 "napalmerski wrote: The bear slammed it's paws on the floor and growled like a rabid dog. Saliva drenched ...

You get a basketful of human heads. :P -inserts coin- *A guillotine is a head chopping device* :lol:

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You get a guillotine. :P -inserts coin- *During the French Revolution a lot of human heads rolled around* :lol:

You get a truck load of human heads. :P -inserts coin-

You get a human head. :P -inserts coin- *Was it a baby polar bear? :P An adult bear would not fit through a vending machine slot*

This was what the random story generator gave me. I turned it into a sad tale of a man suffering through the pain of a dark past. Your story is ...