AspiringAuthorA..M.

*OK, I'll make one tomorrow after my theatre rehearsal. Yay! For the upcoming competitions. Sarcasm. The other schools in my district are insanely talented. If only the cast attended rehearsals, ...

Some kids look older than they really are. I however, apparently look younger than I am. Other kids always seem to think I'm in the tenth grade when I'm in ...

If you mean a mentality of insanity, then yes. :P Why can I not write short stories or essays? They always end up insanely huge.

Yeah, you have two reviews. Upon careful observation however, you will see that they are precise mirror images of each other. :lol:

You hardly ever get reviews or comments. That's just not fair! My randomly creative writings that I put together in no time get so many reviews it's flattering. And yet, ...

Banned for saying you can't help it. Because, actually, you can. Just go to edit profile. :P

*Should I make a complex plot for this Parody?* :P

Banned for your gender thingy being pink. :P

*I posted above your post* :P

I have many characters that have died in my stories. It is not too hard for me. I would post links to story posts on here that have characters that ...

That reminds me. I'm getting glasses soon. :P

I didn't ask it. :lol: Why is your hair red when other people in your family have either brown or black? (You asked that question at some point) I answered, ...

You get a human head. :P -inserts coin-

Who is "they" :?: Why do my parents say everything is cheerful and merry when I tell them things are bad? :?

Another character named Deus? :)