AspiringAuthorA..M.

Because, it makes you laugh. Why do some people die laughing?

OK, I must admit, that was quite disturbing. :? But, I'll let it slide. We conclude that we may never know what really happened to C ookie M onster. A ...

Banned for having a thingy in your avatar. :P

I haven't logged onto facebook in a while. Mostly due to the fact that my computer was refusing to load it. :lol: I have it on an email address that ...

Because, you are doing something scary to feel the rush. :P Why are horror movies not scary at all? At least not for me. *Snores* :smt015 - :smt059

You hardly ever get reviews or comments. That's just not fair! My randomly creative writings that I put together in no time get so many reviews it's flattering. And yet, ...

Banned for wanting to flush :P down a toilet.

"Ranger Hawk wrote: Would he really be able to get away with that? It's not likely. :lol: But, I did establish at one point that the soldiers weren't particularly fond ...

Banned for using an exclamation mark. :P

Snoik, you're orange now. :lol:

*You could have just asked me to cut out my first post. Will post here when I have more time* *OK, I'm back from the dead* :P *Wait.. that doesn't ...

*Post* :P

OK, I'll be sure and do that. But, that would be telling and not showing, no? At least, that's what I've been told. Someone told me something like, "She had ...

She was never smarter. I could reassure myself that as amazing as she seemed to be , she was never smarter. Even though we were identical twins, Selene still managed ...

Banned for feeling violent toward :P .