AspiringAuthorA..M.

No users in Antarctica? HEHE, penguins and polar bears need to write more. Maybe then the politicians will care more about Global Warming. :D

After having been bitten by so many zombies irishfire became one too. Adrian escaped form the madness and kept on running. He was never going to stop until he was ...

Somewhere that is as silent as the grave. *Turning the page of a book-BOOM! Son of a gun! That was a gunshot!* That's happened to me before. :D The rhythmic ...

I didn't get any? *Is sad, as usual* :(

Because it rhymes with dead. :D Why is the color blue so awesome?

It must be because of genetics? Well, I really don't know. Why did I invent the cordless phone? OK, it wasn't me, but it was a guy from my town. ...

I've been in the frigid cold with only a T-shirt so I think I'd go with the former. I can live without the heat, thank you very much. :lol: Would ...

ballerina13 wrote: I loved a birdbath riding a motorcycle because I'm cool like that. That is hilarious. :lol:

Do you want to know what's weird? This thread is from late 2004 and the poster is now a distinguished member. Yes, I really was this bored. :)

A walking freezer. As it runs it burns calories! Get it, burns! It creates heat! Would you rather be unable to sleep ever, no matter how much you wanted to. ...

Haiti needs help check out you tube were their showing benefit concert and donate, alot I think you meant, " Haiti needs help! Check out youtube, were they're showing benefit, ...

I have another, "alaster" it was a random word that I used in the place of bastard. The person was like, "What did you call me?!" They said it so ...

Yay, the school week is over. Plus it's another three day weekend! So awesome, I'm going to go jogging right now in the cold! Yeah, it's probably very bad for ...

Fly an airplane to China. That's where my Communist subordinates live. *I sarcastically thought that* :lol: Would you rather eat some coins or drink oil?

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