AspiringAuthorA..M.

What does Zomg. mean?

If you think that's clever Kamas just wait...

At the moment I am feeling short of breath. I accidentally bit off a piece of plastic from a portable yogurt wrapper. The small piece of plastic is irritating the ...

A Pokemon? Why is the small piece of plastic in my throat irritating me so much?

Banned for mentioning facebook! Because it has your face on it. *Shrugs at how random that was* Why is it so hard to find a publisher?

I think that's just being a big fan. :D You know you're a nerd when you realize that the book you've been writing can be split into three parts.

It has to do with vocal cords, and pitch. Personality plays a factor as well. Why can people be so heartless?

The hot dog was poisonous. I spit it out. It was too late I went into a state of paralysis. I regained muscle control twenty hours later. I ate a ...

Why does she think the sky is purple? Anyway I'd say it has to do something with the suns rays. *Shrugs* Why does it flood? Does it only happen in ...

A few of the kids are actually vampires and go into a feeding frenzy. Adrian tears off a metal leg from the overturned table that he was using as cover. ...

Terrible. -Going to bed. Tomorrow may be worse. Actually I know it will be.

Transparent? :P Just kidding it's green, like a three leaf clover. :D

Agreed, very awesome game. HA! It still feels great typing in a post about a game that came out years ago. But, the game is just that awesome. Even though ...

Adrian covered his eyes as irishfire gave her last scream before dying.

Gabriel cringes as the zombies pounce, AND BEGIN TO FEAST ON IRSIHFIRE'S FLESH.