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  • Archive Re: The Character Tavern

    Super Mario bounded into the Tavern, a glee look upon his face. He stopped jumping abruptly and ran a hand through his goofy mustache. Hm, I would like a tea ...

    Mar 18, 2010
  • Archive Re: E.N.I.G.M.A.

    I'm insane. :smt059

    Mar 17, 2010
  • Archive Re: BAM! (FUNNY SB!)

    Suddenly, an explosion from the cast's trailer park sent a cloud of smoke into the air. It spread rapidly, blanketing the sky in a fog of bleakness. Oliver and the ...

    Mar 16, 2010
  • Archive Re: Oooher! :) How loverly!

    Feeling like he would never make it beg and film, and that he had no other talent but killing people, Oliver stood on the bridges guard rail. He jumped off ...

    Mar 16, 2010
  • Archive Re: Nate's Dead?! (A Storybook not to scare anyone)

    *Gosh, laughs at the absurd violence* :lol: I fled into my user portfolio and stayed there, listening to the madness boom outside. How could things have gotten completely out of ...

    Mar 16, 2010
  • Archive Re: Oooher! :) How loverly!

    How right you are Melinda. Bloody love is overrated. All it's done is cause despair. Not to mention how many movies I've been in have ridiculous love cliches. I mean ...

    Mar 16, 2010
  • Archive Re: Nate's Dead?! (A Storybook not to scare anyone)

    I yelped as the Story Book archives area exploded in an inferno of purple and red light. The fiery flower rose up until it covered the area like a cloud. ...

    Mar 16, 2010
  • Archive Re: Nate's Dead?! (A Storybook not to scare anyone)

    Aspiring cupped his hands over his ears. The roars of the YWS members had escalated to an unbearable decibel level. Even with the chaos slightly muffled, it still rattled his ...

    Mar 16, 2010
  • Archive Re: Nate's Dead?! (A Storybook not to scare anyone)

    Aspiring looked up and saw an anime character cackling like a mad man. "I shall rule the YWS!" it shrieked. Aspiring shook his head. How the death had turned the ...

    Mar 16, 2010
  • Archive Re: Nate's Dead?! (A Storybook not to scare anyone)

    Aspiring went over to the Randomness forum and sat down. The screams of anarchy thundered around him. He felt sorry for Nate. How many times had Nate gotten into him? ...

    Mar 15, 2010
  • Archive Re: Nate's Dead?! (A Storybook not to scare anyone)

    Aspiring had just logged in and stopped when the bllod curdling shrieks of his fellow members echoed around him. "Wait! Slow down guys!" he shouted. "What's happened?!" He was met ...

    Mar 15, 2010
  • Archive Re: Oooher! :) How loverly!

    Still Oliver Bane. I was just informed that Jurassic Park was shut down, so there were no more auditions. Sheesh, will I ever get a better role than Chameleon in ...

    Mar 14, 2010
  • Archive Re: BAM! (FUNNY SB!)

    Bane cringed at the sight of Ilona's body. Quite nearly headless. Maybe it was just an accident. Maybe we were all supposed to just have blanks in our weapons. Bane ...

    Mar 14, 2010
  • Archive Re: Oooher! :) How loverly!

    Bloody immortal beings creep me out. They are the ultimate pedophiles, deceiving others with their youthful appearance despite being centuries old. My audition fro the role of Judas went terribly. ...

    Mar 14, 2010
  • Archive Re: BAM! (FUNNY SB!)

    "Bloody blazes!" Oliver exclaimed, taking in the grisly sight of the dead and wounded. This was no longer a movie, something had gone terribly wrong and everything had gone to ...

    Mar 14, 2010


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