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  • Archive Re: The most twisted plot ever! Do not question us.

    Raptor had just finished his breakfast and was out the front door. The streets were empty and si8lent. Perfect time to run to school without too many obstacles. Raptor stretched ...

    Jan 13, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    A hand pierced Chuck Norris from the back and existed his chest. Then he was lifted up off the ground by Wesker who was alive and well. Chuck Norris moaned, ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: The most twisted plot ever! Do not question us.

    Fire Raptor awoke with a start, his alarm clock was blaring with its police car sound effect. He pressed down on it to shut it off. The clock shattered into ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    "Oh crap, we forgot to rescue Zelda!" Link said. "She'll be alright," Edward said, "But for the mean time we have to get rid of that guy with the sunglasses. ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Zombie Land

    Yeah, I read them. :P

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Light Academy

    Name: Moonlight (Human name is: Nathan Drake) Age: 666 Gender: Male Race: Werewolf Appearance: Fur so black that he is all but invisible in the darkness. When standing up on ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: The most twisted plot ever! Do not question us.

    Smokey ran after the rabbit, snarling like the rabid dog that he was. He ignored the thorns that dug into the flesh of his legs as he pounded through thorn ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Light Academy

    Werewolf :P

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Zombie Land

    Looks like me before my haircut. :)

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Zombie Land

    I have one question. Why is a storybook about zombies rated 12? :P I mean, because when I think of anything involving zombies I automatically think blood and gore. :D

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    "I can read your thoughts you know," Edward said. "You actually want to keep me around so you can cheat on your Romeo there," Edward said pointing to Wesker. "No! ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    Sonic's head exploded, and a bunch of coins erupted from his body. One of the coins smacked Jacob on the forehead and he passed out. "What are you Nintendo characters ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    Suddenly Sonic exploded in a poof of blue fur, blood, and innards. Everyone looked in shock at Link who held a smoking rocket sling shot. "You e' killed the blue ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    "What I don't understand is.." Jacob began, "is why in the hell would you pull off some stupid sh%@t like that." Jacob pointed to the headstone. Edward shrugged, "Well sometimes ...

    Jan 12, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    Nobody else moved, they were too afraid. "HEHYAH!" Link said spinning in circles and flailing his chain hook around. "AGHH!" Zant said stumbling back from the blows. The very ground ...

    Jan 11, 2010


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