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  • Archive Re: The Third Wizard War

    "I'll be Kale's cover," Saul said. Nobody said anything, but Jane glowered at him. Her eyes seeming to pierce his skull, as if reading his thoughts. "It's the least I ...

    Jan 7, 2010
  • Archive Re: Cliche Fantasy Story Part XIII

    "Chameleon, did you kill that warrior?" Chameleon said as they ran deeper into the woods. Out of breath Chameleon said, "No." "What?!" hissed Shadow Man. "I'm sorry, I was just ...

    Jan 7, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    What the hell? thought Jacob, as he stared at one of his favorite video game characters.

    Jan 7, 2010
  • Archive Re: The Third Wizard War

    Many thoughts swirled through Saul's mind. So it was all a cover up? Of course it all made sense now! The Death Eaters were trying to put the blame on ...

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Archive Re: Cliche Fantasy Story Part XIII

    Shadow Man and Chameleon ran along side each other toward Lostmen's Woods. As far as he could tell they were not being followed. But every so often he could swear ...

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    Edward was reading leah's thoughts. [i]I like green eggs and ham. Oh yes I do. Just as I thought the alcohol makes her very confused. Does she not know that ...

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    Jasper was not amused and proved it. Edward suddenly began to feel gloomy, and knew why. He glared at his brother who was wading through the shallow water, toward the ...

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    Edward glared up at the gray sky, where the voice of an author with one of the worst writing styles ever forced upon a keyboard boomed like the winds of ...

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Archive Re: Twilight Parody(Gory Shocking Ending)Hunting Death

    Has anybody ever wished that the Twilight saga ended differently? At least for Bella... well me and Light_Devil! just came up with a deliciously evil idea for a storybook (free ...

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Archive Re: Cliche Fantasy Story Part XIII

    While Shadow Man ran out of the castle grounds Chameleon was locked in battle with the warrior. "You will not get near the King masked man!" the warrior said swinging ...

    Jan 6, 2010
  • Archive Re: Death rise

    A voice boomed from what sounded from deep within his own mid saying, let the contests begin!" What contest? What the hell is going on? Shadow turned to Hazel, who ...

    Jan 5, 2010
  • Archive Re: Death rise

    (Confused: There seems to be two plots here)

    Jan 5, 2010
  • Archive Re: Death rise

    Shadow could no believe someone had dared to speak to the Dragon. The Dragon stared at them. Fire and smoke seeping out from the spaces between it's fangs. "How dare ...

    Jan 4, 2010
  • Archive Re: Cliche Fantasy Story Part XIII

    (Out of character. Bravo, previous poster. That was brilliant) Shadow man knew that what the Gryphon was telling him was true. How could I have not have seen this?! I ...

    Jan 4, 2010
  • Archive Re: Death rise

    The Dragon burst from the ground and roared. It boomed throughout Hell, the very ground trembled in fear. Every demon knee bowed to that veil serpent named Satan. Shadow shivered ...

    Jan 4, 2010


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