Astronaut

If @Blackwood doesn't win, I'm going to have words.

Oh wait, so I can still enter it? Ok... cool! Once I have access to it, I'll post it.

Huh. I wrote one of these a few months ago. It doesn't really fit the requirements, though. It's more based on the music video...

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The murderer tastes his own medicine.

I am proud to say that I have read a lot of these books, though I didn't count how many. I was very pleased to see some books that deserve ...

Winter for da win(ter)! You know it's the best because you can make a terrible pun off its name. I guess in really warm places it's boring. It's chilly, but ...

Sadly, boys do tend to be more interested in science. I am a girl, and I love science, but I know few others who do. Lets think about this like ...