Bazoo

Retrieve the bacteria and organize a revolt with them . . . What would you do (or say) if the moon actually was made of cheese?

"I like a man in uniform . . ." (shut up, it's for the sake of stupid humor) What would you do (or say) if you found out your gym ...

"Bwaa ha ha ha I can enter the NBA even though I have no talent!" What would you do (or say) if you walked into your house and suddenly floated ...

"Not again . . . I will get you one day, Cap'n Crunch." What would you do (or say) if your dog pointed a gun at you and told you ...

"I can't feel my legs!! I can't feel my legs!! Oh . . ." What would you do (or say) if bacteria organized a revolt against humans?

"Go back to your OWN empire, Missy." What would you do (or say) if you were infected with a virus and your entire computer kept freezing, slowing down, and barraging ...