Caesar

Lolwhut? Killed by nazis.

Killed by JB fans.

Killed by a mob of girls that disliked you for hating the guy they loved.

lol, I guess so Forced to place your hand on the Oculus by the Sphinx and died because of it. Then let me assist

...lol, what can I say. You'll find we have a definite age gap separating us. That makes me all the more pervy, I guess.

Why would Dionysus kill me? That would require effort, and I'm no hero. Killed by Hermes. Hello, then. Let's move on from the PJ references, shall we?

Killed by Juniper - she thought you were cheating on Grover. Sure. A little is better than nothing. Back to chat, then?

Hahahaha, I'll take Echidna, thanks. I've seen some murals of her... Killed by listening to Apollo's haikus.

...ingested by Typhon after smooching with Echidna because Hecate (I think it's her) forced you to.

Thanks. Murdered by Ares.

Probably not. You've actually come to chat to talk to me.

Killed by a ticked Chronos.

....killed by Scipio Africanus.

You got meningitis fulminata.

...can I second that?