Deadman

Clean

Keep Calm and Mustang on

Granted, but you can't come back, and you do not have an unlimited air supply. I wish I could read people's minds, but only when I chose to.

Coast

Writedutifuly

They gave us a new one!

that

Banned for not using capitals.

7/10 Although it was humorous, it isn't up to par.

Granted, but you miss everything important because you were sleeping. I wish I could stay awake!

Undutifulwriter

You know you're a nerd when you begin speaking in Binary.

Keep Calm And Ignore the problem!

8/10 It's a wee bit depressing, but incredibly true.

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