Demeter

Well, hallo und willkommen! Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Hahaha. I'm Demeter (nice to meet you!). I just started my German studies this autumn, and I feel like I already know something ...

Banned for even suggesting I could do something like that. Then again, good idea...

Sarah, you really are very pretty!

Banned for living in a place where it's still not noon yet at 3:35 pm.

Haha, that's just hilarious. Especially the Bill Gates one. :D Demeter xxx

Banned for not knowing that in here it's after noon!

... Okaaay.

How'd YOU guess? :0 The user below is funnily enough on this forum in the same time than I am.

Yeah! I have yet another one! Aw, that's a sweet one. 8.5/10.

No way! I'm thinking about someone, not something. But I don't plan to eat him. I think. The user below me is not me.

Banned for constantly banning me for the same reason!

9-/10, again. :)

6/10, there's just a little too much in it.

Banned for not knowing when to get the 4th star. Truth is, I'm not quite sure myself. But on the 250th review, you get the fifth one.

You're right, Clo! Why no one thought of that? :( Well, anyways, Conrad, well done. Of course, it would've been so much better if only I had been in it, ...