Dreamery

I offer you several THANKS!

Thank you! Many thanks, much appreciated, [insert other formalities here]!

It's merely an excerpt of Chapter I!

Corruption, my friend!

*Applauds* Somehow, you made a non-suspenseful plot seem suspenseful. I've got my eye on you...

A nice twist on an Urban Legend!

Is it Europe?

I call him Smeagol, mostly. I love Lord of the Rings and the "Hobbitses."

I've seen this before. Particularly the last two lines, written by another author, although slightly differently. I see your inspiration, although it seems a bit close. This isn't a review, ...

Oh, it's simply his identity.

Thanks! :D

Thanks for the review! But where, exactly, are the grammatical mistakes?

Thanks!

Hey Xavier. I actually read this over once for him in real life. I gave him minor tips. Although, he doesn't always listen to me! Right, Xavier?

Hilarious. All I have to say... For now.