Dynamo

OK, what should I talk about this time? Well, first I guess I should talk about the holiday I didn't full understand. It's called "Hana-mi," which means cherry blossom viewing. ...

Because God's favorite hobby is to make casualty cry. If God gets hungry, does he make a sandwich out of the universe and eats it?

Green. (A donkey kicked me in the face when I was a kid) What is the answer to the ultimate question?

Because they were all hippies living in the pot filled 60's. Why does my brain hurt?

Granted, but you never wake up. If that's the case, I wish I wasn't insane. Wait, what am I saying? Crazy people get all the fun. They can kill people ...

Granted, but her computer fu**s up and she doesn't get a chance to read it until Bellsouth pulls their heads out of their a**es and does something useful for a ...

It's all a conspiracy, man. The government doesn't want us to find out, but the wizard's actions that are deemed as "wonderful things" include human sacrifices and urinating. He keeps ...

I'd say you would get into thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much trouble. I stuck the pointy part one of those small green army guys up my nose. I think it went a little ...

Granted, but your teacher hates you for no reason and gives you a failing grade anyway. I wish I was a level 99 wizard with the highest black magic and ...

I don't even know how to pronounce that word!... 6/10 Syphilis

What do I feel about the... uh, that's a trick question, right? I folded a portable hole and now the sky is purple. Thats bad... right?

Granted, but someone sprays Febreeze in your eyes and you go blind. I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but her bus takes a detour through the ghetto part of town. One of the kids on the bus throws a pencil out the window and it hits someone ...

Granted, but now you have to speak to the principal about your recent drug problems. (I'm so good at this! 8) ) I wish I had money, and friends, and ...

Thursday I think. If you turn a bag of infinite holding insideout and put it over your head, will you be able to walk through walls?