Elizabeth

I walked up to Roy Ritchie and said I was pregnant. His eyes lit up and his pupils dialate and he croaked. Then when I said Aprils Fools his neck ...

OK... I'm pretty sure my beautiful hair isn't making my head hot. Maybe I can feel your hot hair from the PC screen :-P

GOSH this was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! that is me when i don't shave my beard

Get an infection and explode When can we kill this damn llama craze?

Hot Alex... hot. :-P I said the exact same thing about brad... bwahahahaha

:-D It was intended to be. IT IS THE TRUTH!! My english teacher got a huge laugh out of it and I am glad you did too.... anyway... i could ...

eheheheheheheheeheheheheeheheheheheh this was so cute! I am goign to punch you now.... heheheha you asked why.. AHAHAHA

.... I have no idea, because they erase your memory and you can't remember stuff!! What would you do if you were a picture in my agenda?

Freaking let them die and let me die as well because we mathers are no loss to the world What would you do if Earth was getting closer to the ...

My friend says it is the III not the II but then he keeps on switching back... I don't know... are you positive?

LOL the foot was funny....

I believe that people should die if they are horrid! I mean we can feel the food that THEY eat to other people and all of that. And their families ...

I know you didn't want to teach me how to drive but this isn't funny!! What would you do if you became the worst person but the best poet?

I wrote this for English because I was bored... Meh The Alphabet Bit All aliens ate apples Bumblebees bite big boys Cats cause catastrophes Dogs do drawings Elephants eat eggplants ...

... Um... Suparmal? Was that a compliment or some sort of something?