Elizabeth

Shouldn't it be too long? I mean I know I'm not the grammar master but still....

The Birth of the Prophet On the coldest it had ever been in a very long time, and the moon was high. There was a woman with fair brown hair ...

"... yes.... i do not understand.... moo" What would you do if you barfed up dinner at your fiance's parents house while they said, "give me a hug" ? Ooh ...

LMAO AHAHAHAHA..... You're into the asian everything aren't you? OK ok... fine... my perfect mate.... Roy..... in a nice pair of socks. :-D

EXCITING GO BOOM!!! lol...wow for geography, that's nice..... I have a poster due about Niger and that is it... my friend studied scotland and it scared him

Anyway I am going to edit this shorter and add a bit to my sixth chapter. If you can guess the title then you get a cookie :-P

"grrls are stupid!" My brother can't say GIRLS he is like Gruals... something blah blah blah... What would you say if I owned you as my royal jester/pet?

If i try to whyme it kinda feels weird. Hunter you are so right. Maybe they just dont' like it because I can actually GET a boyfriend and they can't! ...

Wow, i loved this... fig newtons till i vomit... ew... why not grow a damn tree in your belly while you're at it? MARVELOUS!!! Note to self: Work harder on ...

Anyway, I need help with the title. If it is any good then tell me but if you have suggestions then tell me too, I'm looking for any feedback, mistakes, ...

Chapter Five: Connecting Memories I grew weary that day after all the tests and assignments I had to write and facts I had to memorize. I couldn’t keep my focus ...

LOL feh, and I was just becoming the first person :-P Oh well, how do you determine member of the month again? Where can i find it if it is ...

"Can I suggest that I be Jason and i get to whack the elderly with a wet sand filled sock?" What would you do if Somehow... Dubya Bush wa reelected ...

... A hamster with big eyes and a bow tie. Find the math for.... Bill Clinton (not Monica)

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