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ErBear

  • My first story!

    What kid wouldn’t hate going on vacation to Barbie Googolplex with your vicious brother, farty grandma, and moldy dog? Well, that’s what happened to me, on vacation last summer.Here I ...

    5 min read
  • Petrified Prisoner Chapter 1

    It started out like any other normal day. Erin, a young girl, was walking home from her middle school in Mattoon, a small town in Illinois. It was late fall, ...

    3 min read
  • The Domination of the (Slightly) Sarcastic Neon Muffin!!

    One fine day in Obscene Slipper Land, the land of sharp pointy cliffs and icy cold harbors, a mysterious figure, wearing a cape covering its entire body, which was very ...

    6 min read


What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god -- the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals!
— William Shakespeare