I'm Amber, an aspiring author who may or may not be crazy. I spend most of my days reading, writing and exploring the internet. I'm also fluent in sarcasm.
'Tis the season to shovel enormous amounts of watermelon into your mouth while hunched over the cutting board like a dehydrated vampire that hasn't fed on blood in four hundred years and the only viable substitute is this questionable Christmas-colored fruit. — Ari11