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  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 1

    Monkey acrobatics, live action frog platformers, elephants painting watercolours... Roll up, roll up to the spectacular Tayburn zoo!

    4 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 2

    Patrick takes us underground and a crocodile does surprisingly well at Mario Kart!

    9 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 3

    We learn a bit more about how Patrick came to be at the zoo, and he is comforted from a slightly surprising source.

    10 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 4

    We learn about Patrick's family as he gets ready for the big day ahead.

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 5

    The zoo is in terrible danger of being found out... or Patrick is being paranoid.

    7 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 6

    Patrick's family get names and faces.

    9 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 7

    The panda is finally here!

    10 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 8

    Aurora comes up with her act for the zoo.

    11 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 9.1

    New (human) characters!

    6 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 9.2

    Crothers and MacLean finish up their inspection, with varying levels of attentiveness.

    6 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 10

    The calm before the storm

    7 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 11.1

    Probably my most fast-paced chapter yet? At chapter 11? Pacing is not my strong suit.

    7 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 11.2

    Has Patrick been betrayed?

    7 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 11.3

    Srsly tho, HAS Patrick been betrayed?

    6 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 12

    Life alters for the animals at Tayburn Zoo. Can Patrick stay calm?

    6 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 13.1

    Part 2 begins. Where are the animals who've been taken now?

    6 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 13.2

    We find out about one last animal that Neuromax have hold of.

    7 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 14

    The footage from the animals' bodycams is rather disturbing for Patrick and Treego.

    7 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 15

    We meet the new arrivals.

    9 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 16.1

    What Patrick was being paid for comes to light, and the animals are not happy.

    10 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 16.2

    Patrick has some explaining to do.

    9 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 17

    Patrick's attempt to explain himself to the animals is rudely interrupted... by helicopters and handcuffs.

    7 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 18

    A plan is hatched by the animals in Neuromax HQ... but will they be able to forget it?

    9 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 19

    We find out who the intruders were, and who's been tipped off.

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 20

    Patrick's court case has a handsome young lawyer and a bit of a twist! The two may be the same thing...

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 21

    We spend some time with the grandkids, and their mother Helen.

    6 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 22

    We find out how the Neuromax HQ animals got on with their escape plan... and why there were mysteriously no animals found at Neuromax HQ...

    9 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 23

    Humans continue to be mean.

    10 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 24

    The animals try their hand at escaping again.

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 25

    This is the moment we've all been waiting for! Well... I've been waiting for. God I'm nervous about how people will take this...

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 26.1

    Dexi is watching the stars, from up much closer than usual.

    6 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 26.2

    Some explanation for Dexi's snub.

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 27

    Barrett has some news for Chip.

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 28

    Contact is made!

    8 min read
  • The Secret of Tayburn Zoo: 29

    Chip calls a meeting, and the crew could be happier with him...

    12 min read


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