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I'll preface this by saying that I'm not a huge fan of vampire-centric stories, or... well... vampires in general, actually. I will follow that up by saying that if you ...

*le cough* So, without the bayonet, it's as tall as I am. O.o It looks awesome, though! I have a friend who collects antique firearms... it's really cool.

*can already see conflict sprouting between "grandmotherly" Joan and sullen Finn* *grins* Do it.

BEK! Happy birthday! *does the birthday dance*

Erm... I got my hair cut again. And not just cut this time--styled. Complete new style. I haven't had bangs since I was about eight... so tell me everyone. Yea ...

Buaha... shorter hair. I like it. :D

Heh... I don't think it really matters. This is more just something to help us chronic procrastinators waste a little more time. :D ...And you've got to admit, Snoink and ...

Finn's Ten Commandments You shall look out for yourself, and only yourself. You shall never let a man use you again. You shall never agree to drink anything Cyrus gives ...

...Snoink and Incan? XD They'd rip each other to shreds! Hmm... Chandni and Pros.

Dear Got the Blues, It's quite obvious, dear. You've been hexed. You haven't pissed off any dark-magic practitioners lately, have you? My only advice is a stringent application of bleach ...

"Oh, -CENSORED- due to content. " What would you say if you found out the person you were in love with was married and/or engaged?

Granted, but it makes you dreadfully sick to your stomach. I wish I lived in California.

Ah, finally a new member who's above the age of thirteen and seems to understand the concept of grammar.... For that, you have earned my undying devotion. I mean, a ...

Hey B-Man! Welcome back to the site. I may be a terrifying critiquer, but I'm a pretty friendly person when I don't have that proverbial red pen in my hand... ...

I will freely admit that this is better than I expected it to be. That does not mean it was good. First of all, the first line should be capitalized. ...