Gadi.

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Your version (rhythm-wise and grammer-wise) is kinda off. If you tried for the structure to match the theme, you made it so perfect that it's bad! I will perhaps do ...

Mhmmm... jumbly, unsurprising ending... Sorry, but work on setting up your poetry---don't just start with the notion that you're just going to write rhymes that sound good (because--sorry for the ...

I actually liked this--a lot. First off, the title really fits the poem, and it's a very good title to just attract my attention. So extra points on that... Also, ...

Nice! This moved fairly quick, and you made me feel like I was moving with the caribou and the wolves myself. I think the vocab, thought, was what made this ...

The problem with this one is it's just a bit non-cohesive, the subject is cliche, and the rhythm was off. If you want to structure your poem like you had ...

HASHSKhsdal/hsklahf!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dark Humor Is Amazing. Anytime you write a darkly humorous piece, I'll critique it to death with as much amazement and amusement as possible, because lo

Yay! I'll submit something ASAP!

Mhmm, this was a simple poem--it's more like a normal, average and dull piece of writing, like an aching headache. (Yes, I compared your poem to a headache. Sorry about ...

Hahaha! This is an almost hilarious poem. It's told in such a stately fashion, yet it is so childish, that I might just snort. Well, here are the elements you're ...

8/10 I liked it. It was sort of a chuckle funny, though not really a laugh-out-loud one. Plus I don't like people who say stuff like that. (Sorry.) Well, I ...

9/10. Mark Twain is a genius when it comes to quotes. He's probably the most quoted guy in sigs on this site. So, I sorta agree with it...sorta.

Cousin Mary 1 The smoke was still rising from the cigarette when the paramedics arrived. Slowly, gently, they lifted Mary out of the couch and placed her somewhere out of ...

9.10 Funny, true, and sad... except, isn't Mark Twain a writer of wine???? What a WEIIIIIIIIIIRDO.

9/10 I love that show!!!! (Wait, is it the one who came out of the egg in the Flintstones?) Still, that dino almost ruined a relationship. >:(