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Harkness

About Harkness

I sleep on a purple lilypad floating on water. Then I get on my flying lilypad and cruise around being sparkly and pretty and magical and running over people.

Anyways...I'm a sucky artist, writer, and poet. I plan on getting better through practice. I don't plan on making my living from those things, though. I like books and sewing stuff, but I'm very poor and can't afford it.


This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy