Hattable

Unfortunately, it turns out that they were afraid of the giant Pacman coming up behind you who seems to think that you're an edible ghost as well.

Did you uh-- read the story, @Ashkitten83, I don't know if those are allowed under rule 53.46... :P

Unfortunately, your failed antidote turned all flies into massive mutant monsters that eat anything in their path.

I'd like to claim a craftsman, and I've just submitted my character page.

Fortunately, frogs are among those immune to the poison.

Unfortunately, this transformation doesn't protect you from the poison as you aren't truly human.

It's from Mulan... 7.5/10 Pokemon! And it's shiny! :P

5/10 My preciooouuusss....

Unfortunately, you aren't a human.

Banned because they don't know what chips are (and would rather just have fish)!

:o You dislike me, @mountainclimber?! :( :P jk Like this comment if you eat pie.

Unfortunately, they're poisonous to most living things.

Banned for... uh... pie!

Like this comment if you dis like JKHatt! :P

Unfortunately, it's your fault it smells bad.