Icaruss

Well. I have no idea why this was dug up, it's sort of embarrassing. Although I do kinda like it, it's not really good and JFW pretty much summed it ...

Both the movie and the book are fantastic. Hilarious, stuff. Tell me the sex scene in the movie is not the funniest thing ever.

She's a woman. Oh.

(shameless bump, thinly disguised as "thank-yous" to the critiques)

Part two is posted.

This is part one of three, so you will read more. =D

Whoa. I'm on the Featured Works thingamajingydingy. I wrote this fairly quickly, I'm really thrilled you guys liked it so much. Thanks a lot.

But it sounds good!

Thanks for the reviews! (bump)

Thanks! No, his wife had a tumour in the brain and was left like a vegetable. David feeds her poison with the beans, and then drinks poison himself.

Here you go:

Whoa! Thanks for digging this up. This still remains one of the funnest things I've written. I know it's filthy though. But that's kind of it's charm, isn't it?

I just have one question - does his name HAVE to be Edward? I automatically think of a vampire, lol. What ?

Changed the symbol next to the Pope and the iPod to the ™ symbol, which makes more sense and hopefully you guys can see now.

I liked Choices better.