Ignorance

(pfft- yes, he'd be all, "Are you guys cannibals?!")

Roman carefully shook the other's hand. But then, he noticed it. The tail. He blinked in shock, before scre*ming and nearly falling off the rock.

"R...Roman..."

Blabber about humans..? He didn't know what was going on. "...hello..?" he mumbled.

"...wh...wha..." Roman looked confused. His ears were ringing.

A few moments later, Roman started coughing up water. He groaned, feeling dizzy. Two... angels..? A pretty boy, staring at him...

Roman was laying on the rock, water running down his forehead like sweat on a hot day. He was clearly exhausted.

(I'll start) Roman hummed a sea shanty to himself as he wandered around the top half of the boat. He felt oh so peaceful out here on the water. But ...

(...Well okay then-) (Anything else we need to clear up?)

(...I thought you got last minute tickets like me-) (Also here's the link:

(Probably cuz you don't have TikTok I don't think, but I can drop the link to the musical if you want)

(Oh right, I forgot that you're uncultured /j) (So basically a bunch of people on TikTok came together to create a virtual musical)

(Alrighty then) (Btw um... what if I told you that I found the entirety of the Ratatouille musical on Youtube)

(I panicked okay-) (I actually initially chose 2 but I thought it'd be funny to say 1.5 lol)

(Ah yes, murdering one of my online friends, how f u n) (Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1.5)