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JordanPierre2000

  • The Clown
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  • Static
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  • No Easy Life

    There is no such thing as an easy life.

    4 min read


Daddy Long Legs are more closely related to crabs than spiders and somehow the idea of crablike creatures with spider legs that have escaped the entrappings of the primordial sea and now crawl over land and can walk up and down walls and ceilings creeps me more than I can adequately describe.
— Snoink