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JustJasper

Oswin1800

short stories

random little things I think about
  • The Right Thing

    The story of two bank robbers one is very clumsy and the other must make up for it.

    10 min read
  • Elora

    Challenge accepted

    5 min read


have u ever noticed how ugly rosy-lipped batfish r? and not like in the “aw ur so ugly ur cute” way that like opossums r — no they’re just hideously ugly beasts that should never have existed and r the epitome of evolution fails. the stupidity, blank look, head emptiness. they’re horrible n everyone who likes them r horrible too. they truly have the worst fan-base >:[
— Shady