Kelpies

"Don't worry, half the people I actually spend the time to talk to agree with you." I responded.

Since Orlando wasn't telling the entire story- naturally my mind made up the rest of the story. I wasn't sure whether I wanted to know how accurate I was. "Well, ...

"Yipes. Not fun." I said in response to Orlando.

"Whad'ya mean?"

"Well- that makes both of us."

"Oh well, then you're not a normal human. Honestly I'm not surprised." I ignored the comment that I made my own decisions.

"It's not completely my fault that I'm a hitman."

"It's a long story." I said quietly.

"Well... You did guess it."

"Purple man? Nuh-uh, I'm pink and black, and I happen to be a woman."

"It's a planet in the Milky way galaxy, third planet from the sun- a 4.6 billion year old star in one of the arms of the galaxy. Oxygen/nitrogen atmosphere, roughly ...

"Disney is a storyteller." I said simply- it was the best explanation I could come up with. "So- hollow, minotaur, girl-who-can-jump-really-high, I'm assuming that I'm not on Earth anymore."

"I do! You probably don't want to hear what happened when I was there- Disney really wants to keep it away from the press." I chuckled humorlessly.

Muahahahaha!

HIRE MORE ACCOUNTANTS!!!!