LadySpark

@Rosendorn's review here is fantastic. Yes.

I think I put it under dramatic poetry? I usually do so we'll go with that. Basically a poem where the narrator is watching someone they love fall apart because ...

Please and thank you, my darling

A member complained today that YWS is too blue. I vote we make YWS either pink or orange as a result of this complaint.

That's where the kidnapping comes into it. You guys don't get Ark back until you call me your queen.

I've been waiting for this moment for a long time I'm in.

You are all poo poo heads. So says the queen.

POTTER FOREVER *waves wand around threateningly*

@Pompadour NOT ALL OF IT. PLEASE NOT ALL. God, how hard is it to get a good person to kidnap these days? Seriously, people, it's not that hard. All you ...

HOW DARE YOU. LUMI IS PERFECT. *insert Siken quote*

Since queens have been known to die from soup and soup spoons, I agree with this law. (Tale of Despereaux anyone?)

@Widdershins that is acceptable, so says the queen.

Hmmm, you may be right, Ark. I'll kidnap you instead. :3 @Blues EW YOU SMELL I DONT WANT YOU AS MY KING

Having already demanded to be Queen, I also demand that I am paid a total of 1 billion dollars a year. You people might think this is a little extravagant, ...

All of you are peasants and beneath me. I hereby demand you crown me queen. And pay me in poetry. Now. If my demands are not met, I'm kidnapping freakforchrist ...