Poetry
I gaurentee at least one of these poems will induce a hardy laugh in your belly!
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The Grease of Nuttingworth's Brow
Please take a moment and laugh at this ludicrous poem.
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The Demon of Sludge
A clog in the plumbing under my sink inspired me to write this.
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True Love
Short, sweet and oh so sexy.
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The Ectoplasm in My Fridge
This poem uncovers the true source of the mysterious goo in your fridge.
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Transformation of a Lonely Heart
A short piece on how solitude can change a person.
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Germaphobia
A little something for all of you clean freaks out there.
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Time Traveling Pants
If only there was a time traveling pair of pants that could correct the mistakes of our pasts.
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Royal Injustice
That joke wasn't funny!
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Why Aliens Haven't Invaded Earth
Humans aren't worth invading.
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My Halloweenie Don't
Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give my Halloweenie something good to eat.
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Fields Of Murder
His corn will never taste the same...
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Orphan Sky
The unwanted live above us.