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Not me. I'd be way too stubborn to admit that I was on the "wrong" side.

Lemme guess, the bananas convinced them?

@HarryHardy jumped in a pool with his shoes on and was so horrified that his feet had gotten wet anyway that he drowned himself.

Hungry (I'm always hungry, though extra hungry before breakfast)

Not to mention the FBI, which

In the beginning of time, there was not any life. Instead there was Chaos. She felt inclined towards fire and revenge, but alas! There was no one except Order. He ...

You know you're a nerd when you wish that smarties candies actually made you smarter, but you know they don't and that they actually make you stupider.

A monkey with pink, sparkly makeup and an 18th century woman's dress.

Apricots are horrific when you eat them, as they cause you're IQ to drop dramatically. Barnacles are sailors' favorite crustaceans

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Banned for preferring simplicity over complexity and confusion.

Fine I'll just get Khione to convince Hades to do it

*Plucks @HarryHardy's eyebrows and sticks them in his ears*

*Summons Vixen Supernova just to make things interesting*

Fire, aka the sun god Ra.