Necromancer14

Underweight

Hay

Woman with pistol (@HarryHardy I get really into sports when I play them and try really hard to win but I'm still terrible. I'm decent at ultimate frisbee because I ...

100 feet tall, and 1 inch wide. People call me the "Wire."

Cheese crackers

clothing goods. It would be less embarrassing. Would you rather be forced to dress like the opposite gender to you in public for the rest of your life or go ...

Pennywise with the Joker's makeup.

Because I was playing pokemon go and wasn't paying attention to where I was going. Why did you light your nose hairs on fire?

It has chocolate flavor. That's enough for me. Really though, they are best together. I don't know why anyone would eat them separate to begin with.

The power to turn into one of those special little "chocolate eggs" that bunnies "lay."

Strategy for tonight is go hog wild and eat all the food.

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Okay, that's just offensive. 1/10

@HarryHardy decided to turn himself into a mortal and then punch Karnage in the face. It did not go well.

That wouldn't go down well with the public though.