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@Liberty fine. *Puts pillowcase over top of a mace* "I guess I'll have to make do with this."

I've always loved writing, and my mom is usually very supportive, so one day she just found this site. I'm not sure how. She made an account and then told ...

Well, if we're all sharing it, it's a corporation. Right @Nate?

The Sword of the Rings

The two dinosaurs devoured the hapless couple and the elephant accountant.

You could also say that about Chess and a lot of board games. It's not supposed to be exactly like real life.

*Summons a pillow with a bowling ball in it* "Is this allowed?"

I can still sue you. MWAHAHAHAHA!

"Awesome" and "me", mostly when they go together.

Me awesome.

@Hkumar was also a barnacle on the ship.

Back in my day we didn't have socks. Everybody bought something called "feet deodorant" because their feet would get incredibly stinky. Topic: common sense

Sounds fun.

that involved him eating a certain

But I am. *Sings "Shiny" from Moana but replaces the word "shiny" with "awesome"* "I am so, awesome! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck, scrub the deck, and ...