Necromancer14

(I can't do math in the first place, calculator or no calculator.) Beware of math. You will become obsessed and it will cause you to go insane.

So, just post random, cool sounding book/movie titles and have fun! Here's some random titles I thought of: The Black Furnace We are Gone Forever The Book of Doom Do ...

For maybe beating a monthly record of posts.

Yup, baby names.

Teach a goat to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a goat to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown goat. Fishing's not that hard. — ...

In the beginning of time, there was not any life. Instead there was Chaos. She felt inclined towards fire and revenge, but alas! There was no one except Order. He ...

screws

I'm sure @Nate is very mad.

Back in my day we didn't have tongues. Everybody talked like "uhh uhh" and it was incredibly difficult to swallow food. Topic: Ownership

"Hmm, seems my illusion of @Nate's statue isn't working..."

I'm in Slytherin, though it's a close call between Ravenclaw and Slytherin.

Back in my day we didn't have cheese. The mice all starved. Topic: taste buds

"Don't you see @Nate's statue? It's right over there."

9/10 I can as well.

The griffon was not amused. He